Monday, December 24, 2007

Hu la la la hu le ooooo00000

Okay!! now that im quite jobless these days (hols obb ) n even it has been long tym since I blogged 4 all d obvious reasons (hail BITS network n its proxy web page blocking system !!) ,am bak into action!!Since it’s the New Year tym...Every news channel is doing d survey on the Indian icon 2k7. No surprise even this tym the frontline contenders in d race r d same old black horses Sachin, Srk, PM, APJ etc etc...But 4 me the Show maker of 2007 is the “King of Good times”, India’s most charismatic billionaire Dr.Vijay Mallya.

Well every cricket lover and even the sports lover should have remembered the famous
"Hu la la la hu le ooooo" chanted by the entire West Indies Cricket team back in 1997 when India toured the exotic country. Actually they were all endorsing Vijay Mallya's United Brewery's Kingfisher Beer. Mallya, the Indian Sir Richard Branson, has the a larger-than-life personality can be easily figured out in any party wid a band of best sizzling babes around him and with gold chains glittering wid pride on him, and a gigantic bracelet with his initials spelled out in diamonds.. Born on Dec 18th 1955, this flamboyant entrepreneur succeeded his father as the UB chairman in 1983, conglomerate now spans 4m breweries (his Kingfisher beer is a staple of Indian restaurants and even 4 my fellow BitsGians rite guys??) to Kingfisher Airlines, a leading Indian carrier and the recent three major acquisitions in 2k7

1- ) Whyte & Mackay, which produces nearly one-tenth of the world's Scotch whisk

2--) his Kingfisher airlines merged with Air Deccan, the lowest fair airline

3---) Formula 1 Team, Ferrari Spyker from the Mol Family in Amsterdam.

Till a year b4 every one called him the Beer Baron but after 2k7 it will be completely unfair to confer him with that tag since he has moved on and has created another identity for himself by these major acquisitions in one year. His acquisition of Scottish whiskey Whyte & Mackay in the early days of 2k7 means that the UB now has a market share of nearly 60% in the booze market and marking its monopoly! His ventures did not end over there and in mid May he gave a great thump in the aviation dept by merging with the India’s lowest fair airline AirDeccan. His Kingfisher airlines has already started making its mark by providing the ultra luxury servicesin the airbuses with seat back screens and very attentive and I must say ….very sexy airhostess (I bet u can fly at least 4 them:P ) and travellers' friendly crew .By entering into the aviation, he earned the corporate acceptance he craved 4 and is quite sure to take the advantage of an expected doubling in India’s air passenger traffic, to 60 million, by 2010.( I’m jus fascinated to his foresight or ne damn sight ).And finally in October he made many of our dream cum true by making out a deal of $124 million wid Spyker, and lets hope that Narayan karthik who recently won the first Indian A1 race will make into the Mallya’s F1 team very soon.

While luking bak at the calendar this year , this Indian Tycoon has been in d news through out the year , b it 4 his acquisitions or by throwing his very own style of party in his one and only 311-foot yacht ,the INDIAN EMPRESS where
every celeb and wannabe yearns to be a part of it. Even the latest shell bomb Deepika padukone was part of kingfisher Dynasty by endorsing the KF airlines. His business acquisitions have been the talk of the town, but this entrepreneur does know how to mix leisure with business. Hope Mallya's “Good Times” continue for long and his clients continue to stay on a 'High'- both in air and in spirits by screaming Hu la la la hu le ooooo00000
Mallya ji – kya ka’MALL’ kardi’YA’ ji

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Yoyoo--Losing My Virginity !!! :D


Watt???........ wat happened to this fella??... finally has he becum d true Bitsian?? ....is this true ??....where r my spects or d magnifier??..... r the obvious Qns hitting u immediately luking @ d post !! aahaa......But B4 raising the Curtains of this post ..lemme remind u guyz its now 10 yrs 2 our very own blogs ,which r apparently the “homepages of the 21st century” of many .Blogs r indeed changing d way v headup our lives ,date n work !! Long live Blogs ...!!

Well with out delaying ne more ... cuming 2 d topic of the post , First of all i want to make it clear to u ppl tht therez no space 4 ne multimedia stuff in dis post(lols ..hope u get it :D) .I knw u dirty ‘espirits may think tht im gonna spill the beans of mah personal life ;) (Im Game !! ).U may start believing that am committed or getting married in a week or so . If so thn u r wrong in all d way !!.Actually I wanna share my xperience reading this outstanding buk “Losing My Virginty “ , the autobiography of RICHARD BRANSON , a well known entrepreneur whoz a Rags 2 Riches guy who owns d brand VIRGIN , an island n d list goes on!! What 2 say ,lemme start 4m d journey I started 4m hyd – goa .Usually my journey wudnt b complete widout a Magazine n Kurkure ,so I thought of buying d same in the bookstall in airport .Suddenly I saw a guy sporting a triumphant smile on the poster n written on it is Losing my virginity .For a min or so I wuz flabbergasted luking @ d letters as u guyz felt looking @ my post title :P .Then I cud realize tht it wuz none other than RB.!!.Immediately wid out luking out 4 ne other stuff I bought this buk may b 4 title(lollz) or 4 RB!

I started reading this buk which eventually kept me occupied all the way and I was all lost in the book and had no time to realize that I was traveling in AIRDECCAN :P (the single engine flight ;)aint i bravoo? ) .I wuz fascinated by the work RB had done 4m d scratch n now am almost in verge of completing d buk .Whn I initially picked up d buk ,I thought it wud b a typical Successful entrepreneur story,but instead the under line funda behind RB's overwhelming success is –Courage, Guts, daringness and n a gud proportion of Luk factor (which wuz relishing in me in hols –ref post2 ) .This buk has got in all the scenes like joy wid pride ,making u feel d goosebumps, n rib tickling comic episodes,balloons, intrigue n money which makes in all a complete one!!

In all RB is an incredible guy ,the maverick of this gen business with a Fab autobiography ..a gr8 read which makes this buk nothing less than a rollercoaster ride !!... shoot it wid out ne pause !!.....

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Is Midas Reborn??


These days all things r going in mah way , yeah believe me Luck is relishing itself in me !! . These hols drive me crazy , always makes me to head on sumthng new or to check out wats happening in d City. As these hols r d best tym to get back to our golden skool days , v guyz hav planned to meet @ Imax, the favorite rendezvous for us .After killing the tym successfully for 3hrs watching movie with the same old sentiment story , v thght of refreshing ourselves n luked round to hangout 4 sumtym. Destiny makes it thts all !! , v hav found an exhibition going on nearby which adrenalined us to catchyp the very old but ever thrillling gaintwheel!!which finally wuz ma luky Fortune wheeler ;)

So v guyz hav pushed off to the exhibition.Then started "the luck " making ".tring tringgg ""... there was a luky draw counter near the ticket counter, v guyz hav laughed luking at that as v all knw winning a luky draw is sour grapes kinda !! .But suddenly my- inner started impelling "Go dude itz ur car ....go n catchyp",finally pushing me to check ma luk factor.(But the fact is i didnt knw wat d hamper wuz....lol!) Finishing the entry formalites v shooted the gaintwheel n the day ended wid loads of fun wid ma old buddies n a restaurant to refuel our souls.

After a month or so , the day had cum finally , i cud feel sumthng wuz going around me 4m d start of the day ,starting wid me getting up @ sharp 6 to attend ma crash course (4 d first tym ) , followed by ma granpa, who stopped watching movies on screen asking me to take him down to the Rajni's new flick SSi"wow"jii .So i thught of buking d tickets b4 itself 2 make sure nt hitting d flop show. I got the tickets in tym omg tht 22 in the first week , i wuz quite sure by thn tht sumthng is around me . Then came a sudden vibrating motion in mah body ....wondering wt wuz tht , i found tht it wuz my mobile wid a wierd number callin up .Wondering who it cud b , i picked up d call n suddenly ma heart started pumping up hearing a sweet lady voice :P .With all the excitement in her voice she congratulated me tht i wuz their man ,who bagged the luky hamperrr!! .After the call wuz done thn i cud make out tht it wuz nt a wierd number callin me but the luky hamper ringing .Two days later i went n collected my gifts 4m thm . BTW did i tell u stuff in the hamper ?? even i wuz nt quite sure wt wuz inside it as it weighed less .Initally i thght " r they making me a bozo ?? " . To figure out wt wuz inside i opened the box n yelled Bozo?? noo instead it was "YOYO " n found 3 gifts inside....

1. Free Trip accommodation to Goa/Srilanka/Maldives. ( with ma gf)
2.Kitchen utensils set ( to mom )
3.One day free luxury @ Club wid 5 frnds

worth shouting Yoyo ... .is'nt it ??

N a day after tht , i wuz again hugged by my beloved luk by winning a 1000rs Free talk tym n even ma frnd got placed in IBM who sought ma wishes , n finally Taj making the Cut wid my Sms !!!
From thn i wuz constantly hit by one Qn in ma mind .. "Is Midas Reborn " .... am in d one???....
wanna turn ur life gold? thn y u making delay ??....touch me!!

Thursday, July 5, 2007

Spirits Thriving in 'Espirits


well i mah b a bit late in entering into this scene of action , but will try to make a thumping mark in all ef u wid d jottings of this crazy l'homme. Btw watz dis 'l'homme' n' espirts' ??am i an alien ? huhh..Actually i hav started picking up sum french wrds these days( Though v have got freedom to talk ,yet sum things r better to blow up in alien lang ...to b in d safepet..lolz )Well tym to decipher i gz .... l'homme is nothing but a' guy' n espirit is 'brain' ,apparently which i hv been constantly googling in ma body with no results.

Y do v post our blogs n luk in others ?? r v d jobless ?? Probably not,after all v surf all others posts to get in sum thng new 4m every one n to catchyp their travelling thoughts and the Spirits thriving in their espirits !!I hope u wanna show ur "thumbs up" to me n mah blog which il try nt letting it down ..

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